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PARTY-INTRO FIXED & CRUNCHED BY SECTION 9 / AI
Doelta Design and Raffnix Productions
present the official
KICKIN ASS PARTY INTRO
Official Party-Guests:
Spreadpoint
Mike / Bitkillersoft
Wizards
F-16
Antiprotect
Frank Thomas
Subway
Tai Pan & Riff Raff / United Forces
Kongoman
The Light Circle
Tristar & Red Sector
Beermacht
Abakus
Mr. Zeropage / RSI / TLC
Crackman Crew
Warriors Of Darkness
NMI
RADWAR ENTERPRISES
Peter Parker / GCF
Black Monks
Phil / THRUST
Haegar / THRUST
Prophets AG
The Commodore Guys
The Starfrontiers
Electronic Cracking Association
The Unknown Five
Level 4
Deadline
TIP / The New Masters
Squadron
Welcome to the official
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DOELTA/TRSI and RIFF RAFF/UFO
GRAPHICS
TOM/AI
Font by RAFF NIX (NOT Brainstorm)
MUSIC
Karsten Obarski
SCROLLTEXT
Dinkelated Party Guests
hamster is nun viel zu besoffen um
hier noch was zu tun ... (Normaler
weise imma nur 3 punkte) also hier
bin isch (Bayrisch!) also gelesen
wird das Tai Pan also genau der der
hier sitzt ... oki, this is
Carnivore/Beermacht taking over the
keyboard, which has just been
vomited by Tai Pan and Hamster.
So, here we sit (some royally fucked
up drunckards) and try to put anutha
of those stupid scrolltexts together.
Knowing how painful this can be,
especially if you are mega stoned
hanging 'round on the 'kickin ass
party', you shoudln't expect too much
from any of my typing.
If you are a fan of real GORE and
violent shit (the film from
A.Schnaas/Hamburg) and also a more or
less necrophiliac (remark by RIFF RAFF:
I do not think that CARNIVORE knows
the REAL meaning of NECROPHILIAC!)
loving the stench of blood, pus and
gastric juice, you should consider
calling our dedicated board
'Zum Beerkrug'.
If you don't have the right numba, get
lost...
hiho silver, this is the lone ranger!
wanna get some fun? ..???? get lost !
wanna have some fun ?
ayeah! call the TRSI hotline ...
dial USA ...
702-594-7743 ask for FUN!
ok, i am outta here....
keep on boostin' some alcoholics.
..... was soll die kacke...
psycho rules !!!
if ya wanna meet the coolset around...
then dial country code 599
numba 2444
then dial touch tone 0
then 4 to have the coolest chicks
on the phone!
ask for RIA! MARIA! SUSAN!
or for some other hot chick!
I am outta here ...
dial 1-800-PER-FECT !
GET LOST! if ya wanna meet
the ELITE then visit the
discoteque FLASH in EBNAT near AALEN
southern GERMANY. The craziest place
around! only fridays and saturdays!!
If ya have some TRIPS (ACID,CID, or
simply LSD) then contact
THE DOORES TO PERCEPTION!!
SANDOZ RULES!
ALBERT HOFMANN IS A GOD! ....
Ok, once again here is RIFF RAFF,
coz the scrolltext got a bit lost due
to a little shue stepping on a little
A-500 (puke puke) power supply and
switched it off.
A very important message in between
from Bobby Quine to Ilsa:
HIIIIIIII!
I lave ya!
And some special drunken greetings
from Bobby Q. to all TRSI members
hanging around at this party.
And now BOBBY Q. itself will overtake
the holy keyboard...
Blutrot geht die Sonne auf....
Im Zimmer summen Fliegen....
frisch gefickt steht Muttern auf...
Vattern bleibt noch liegen....
Na war doch nicht schlecht, was unser
Bobby Q. da verzapft hat.
Dieser Scroller wird zwar nicht den
Laengenrekord brechen, aber er wird
aufgrund seines extrem holen Alkohol-
gehalts (Szenator sei gepriesen) in die
Geschichte der
Alocohol-Scroller-Chart-Breakers
eingehen.
Wir wollten grade mal die Promillen der
Anwesenden zusammenzaehlen, aber leider
ist dabei unser TaschRech an einem
Overflow Error zu Bruch gegangen.
Johnny be good to me..
Hamster is total bride und unanspeakbary.
Peter Parker is back among the living!
Some remarks to the statement of this
being the very most alcoholic scroller
EVER.
We are drinking here the official AI
and Brewery Hauf beer:
SZENATOR
Limited edition
Kultbier
Ratio ??? Vol %
DOUBLE (TRIPPLE?) DENSITY
This is a very flashing DoubleBog.
Fuck off!
This is ASGARD typing some shit about
AI!! AI is lame!!!!!! I hate ai!!
ciao, asgard!
And I hate Delta/TCCC/TRSI who was
typing this bit of shit !!!
signed ASGARD !!!
Diz is Number Five on the keyz...
remember: don't drink and drive - smoke
and fly !!!
Special hiho's to Mark/SUBWAY who is
not present,coz of sum fucking disease
...(YO man it is a pity that U are not
here...)
This is Mike of AI speaking... One of
those who did not drink so much of the
spectacular SZENATOR (only two!!!)...
In opposite to Arschgard, aeh Asgard
who is totaly drunk and does not check
what he wrote on this scroller!!!
"Ich sitze im Schlauchboot und hol
mir einen runter,
ich muss mich beeilen,
das Schlauchboot geht unter,
er wird immer dicker
und spritzt immer doller,
ich muss mich beeilen,
das Schlauchboot geht unter"
News from Delta...
Nein, nicht gekotzt, aber eine Flasche
guter Szenator musste dran glauben...
Armer Andy; er darf/muss schon wieder
mal aufwischen..
ok, this is what happend on this
Kickin Ass Party
so far.
I am Mike/AI but my friends call me
"Schlupp" and i am from Dinkelsbuehl,
known by his famous beer, DINKELATOR.
What else to say about Kickin Ass:
Nicht viele Leute da,
aber Klasse statt Masse.
Echt coole Typen, das Bier laeuft
und viele alte Demos werden
wieder herausgegraben...
Jetzt hab ich echt kein Bock mer,
weiterzuschreiben....
ACTUAL NEWS:
Delta destroyed his third (3.) beer ...
Wie soll das bloss enden mit ihm !?!
Unter den Anwesenden ist auch
Sebastian Broghammer, der immer kein
Geld hat, um sein Bier zu bezahlen!!!
Verdient wohl nix mehr mit seinen
Spielen, die er mit Peter Parker
herausbringt!?
Jetzt knackt auch noch Riff Raff,
aber der rafft ja eh nix mehr ...
END
Nein ... jetzt komm ... please do call
TOUCHDOWN to get the latest Tequila
and you can get one of the coooolest
chats with the Sysop ...
Oh no you please nicht schreiben
English ... ???
Aehh abbba Tai Pan Forever...
Drinking and Smoking rulez and
mulumulu is bad ...
Aehh please note that i'm drunken !!
(a little bit )
Doeeellta SAYS to me ..
he' isn't destroying beers but
hamster says to me that doelta hat
sein bier zerstoert !!!!
Call TOUCHDOWN OR DIE!
... Tai Pan is signing OFF.
RIFF RAFF is back on the keys again.
I thought that I was drunk, but I
recognized that I am not as drunk as
about 99% of the other guys around,man!
Jee, they have pure alcohol inside
their head.
Doelta is speaking weird stuff,
but he still knows that he only
destroyed ONE beer.
The other two ones were destroyed by
TAI PAN and HAMSTER, which are both not
on their mental height right now.
It seems as if everybody here got a
little lack of intelligence by now.
Tai Pan is furting all the the time,
and everybodies eyes get red by the
smell, I have eee to leave know
coz of this smell...
(JOE PANIC is beginning to be
cooooooooolllll!!!)
yeah...well RIFF RAFF and ...oooh...
no...it`s DELTA and TAI PAN...
are ARMDRUECKING a little bit.
So it`s very nice to see how LAME they
are....hehe... yeah DELTA lost every
try... I think it`s better that he
have to drink more beer than NOW...
The party is cool as well...
But here are to less people, BUT the
quality is enough, isn't it?????
Now I am (JOE PANIC OF SQUADRON)
drinking some more beer to be fresh
for the next lines.......urps....
Ok, TAI PAN is back from his journey
to the place of strength...hehe is a
little bit drunken BUT have you ever
seen him in another ZUSTAND???
NO ..... poor andy!!! he has to sweep
the ground....OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH ...
There is JULIAN EGGEBRECHT... Oh no
I think you have heard something about
him... Well I meet him the first time
.. BUT I had other imagines about him.
Hehehe... no i think i will leave you
now for a SMALL talk with him..hehehe.
Well I see ya and have a good time..
CMON AND CHECK THIS OUT.!)
Well, the day goes.... FLEDGE comes!
YA guessed it ...:
FLEDGE of SQUADRON
Is writing some bytes of shi shhhi
shhhit ... Ey Leute wehe ihr schaltet
mir jetzt den Strom aus ...
MAAANN is dat ne Stimmung hia!
I think I must tell you a little story
I hope you agree with me..
Well, today I was at Joe Panic at home
(ya know he is a true member of
SQUADRON too).. Well, I was at him and
then the telephone-ring belled.
Who was ringing up?... Well, it was
Andy/AI and told us the command to come
as fast as possible to the AI-PARTY...
(nach dem Motto:
ey,leute ihr muesst unbedingt kommen
..ey ne Moerder Stimmung hia ...
ey tausend Leute ey...)
Well, Ok.. We gehorcht the command
and came as fast as possible...
We drove the long way from Hildesheim
(near Hannover) to Dinkelsbue(oda so)
When we arrived at the party...
we counted the people who were here,
and after that we came to the result
that Quality goes before Quantity.
Because we only counted about 40 LIVING
people .... ABA NUN...(Ihhh aeh uahhhh
der Hamster is widerlich ..er hat
mir in Gesicht gefurzt...)
bla bla .. Well, Ok ,... I think I must
stooop writing this SCROLLA
(AUCH ein Coder hat einmal das RECHT
sich zu besaufen)
...YA agree with me ?
Ok, then I will do it!...
BUY ,BUY (wat kaufen?) ...
says --! FLEDGE !-- of,with,from,about
SQUADRON ... CIAOO!
Mike is totally drunken and talks all
the time shit!!! NA LOGISCH !!
Is ja nix neues, dass Asgard
NULL CHECKUNG hat !!!
Aber die intimen Stellungen von Asgard
und Hamster waren so ziemlich der
Hoehepunkt am Ende der Party.
Vielleicht als Ersatz fuer eine
Stripperin !?!
Sven diktiert:
Scheisse !
Was ?
Ne Streife !
Nein !
Doch !
Scheisse !!!
Ey Scheisse doch Ey!
Mike Ey, Manta Ey!!!
to be continued ...